Who Is Daddy Seabus?

Who is Daddy Seabus? How dare you ask me such a question. The sheer arrogance you must possess to come onto my website and demand to know my identity, after I’ve fought tooth-and-nail for years to keep it a secret, is blindly maddening. Frankly, your intrusive proclivity disgusts me, and I don’t respect you.

As an apology for being so nosy and rude, you can kindly buy my merch, and follow me on Instagram. Perhaps one day we can put this behind us and be friends again, but for now, I just need some space.