Can I Just Die

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A common misconception about this shirt is that it’s about a desire to lose one’s life. Truth be told, this design was inspired by my debilitating addiction to the craps table at the River Rock Casino. I would say to the dealer “Seriously, can I just die?” and he would hand me the dice, one die at a time.

Unfortunately, I was terrible at craps. I didn’t even really know how to play. So most nights, I would lose all my money and coincidentally end up wishing I was dead, until I was finally banned from the property forcing me to take my degenerate gambling habit elsewhere.

  • 100% combed ringspun cotton jersey; fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions
  • Set-in rib collar with shoulder-to shoulder taping
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
  • Tear away label

Sizing Chart

Body Width  18" 20" 22" 24"
Body Length 28" 29" 30" 31"
Sleeve Length  7.5" 7.5" 8.25" 8.5"