Daddy Seabus Classic

Regular price $15.00

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To all the poor, fatherless children in this world, stumbling their way through life without a positive patriarch to look up to — stumble no more my babies, Daddy is here.

If you buy this t-shirt, I solemnly pledge to always be there for you, and to teach you all the things a Daddy should. Like how to put flawless diamond grill-marks on a footlong smokie, or how to flick an airtight touchdown spiral on a pigskin. I’ll teach you all the things my Dad taught me, like how to polish off a handle of Smirnoff before noon, or how to never, ever, not even once tell you I love you, or I’m proud of you.

  • 100% combed ringspun cotton jersey; fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions
  • Set-in rib collar with shoulder-to shoulder taping
  • Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
  • Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
  • Tear away label

Sizing Chart

SPECS S M L XL
Body Width  18" 20" 22" 24"
Body Length 28" 29" 30" 31"
Sleeve Length  7.5" 7.5" 8.25" 8.5"