To all the poor, fatherless children in this world, stumbling their way through life without a positive patriarch to look up to — stumble no more my babies, Daddy is here.
If you buy this t-shirt, I solemnly pledge to always be there for you, and to teach you all the things a Daddy should. Like how to put flawless diamond grill-marks on a footlong smokie, or how to flick an airtight touchdown spiral on a pigskin. I’ll teach you all the things my Dad taught me, like how to polish off a handle of Smirnoff before noon, or how to never, ever, not even once tell you I love you, or I’m proud of you.
- 100% combed ringspun cotton jersey; fiber content varies by color, see color list for exceptions
- Set-in rib collar with shoulder-to shoulder taping
- Double-needle sleeve and bottom hem
- Preshrunk to minimize shrinkage
- Tear away label