Eats Vag

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Are you struggling to cope with the reality that you’ve pissed away the best years of your life postponing meaningful achievements to chase instant gratification through substance abuse and meaningless anonymous sex? Then this t-shirt is just what you need to keep that runaway train of disappointment that is your life, unstoppably barrelling towards oblivion.

  • 100% preshrunk cotton
  • Unisex
  • Classic fit
  • Tear away label

Sizing Chart

Body Width  18" 20" 22" 24"
Body Length 28" 29" 30" 31"
Sleeve Length  7.5" 7.5" 8.25" 8.5"