Massive Existential Crisis

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Ever since I was a very young child, it has been my biggest dream to receive a cease and desist notice from a local outdoor recreational apparel company. So when I came up with the design for this t-shirt, I thought to myself “This cannot fail”. 

So get your hands on this one while you can, folks. While wearing this fashionable ode to the corporate gentrification of the great outdoors, I guarantee you’ll look like the biggest douche around the campfire, or your money back.

  • 100% preshrunk cotton
  • Unisex
  • Classic fit
  • Tear away label

Sizing Chart

SPECS S M L XL
Body Width  18" 20" 22" 24"
Body Length 28" 29" 30" 31"
Sleeve Length  7.5" 7.5" 8.25" 8.5"