STFU

Regular price $15.00

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Are you a proud alumni of your post secondary institution? Do you still sport their overpriced merchandise like a badge of honour, even though you graduated almost a decade ago? No? Do you know someone like that? Well then this shirt is the perfect way to subtly let them know that nobody cares about what university they went to.

We don’t need to know how deeply you’ve buried yourself in student loan debt, in the pursuit of higher learning. Think about how much of my awesome merch you could have bought with all that money. You need to start making smarter investments. Seriously, think about your future for once.

  • 100% preshrunk cotton
  • Unisex
  • Classic fit
  • Tear away label

Sizing Chart

SPECS S M L XL
Body Width  18" 20" 22" 24"
Body Length 28" 29" 30" 31"
Sleeve Length  7.5" 7.5" 8.25" 8.5"